The Process

Month: September, 2014


It can be hard to decide sometimes.  Truce?

It can be hard to decide sometimes. Truce?

Dear Maslow, You Forgot Drugs and Alcohol

Shaina Loew (duh, who else writes on here right now?)

If you can describe the difference between twerking

and the Pokemon Butterfree’s courtship dance,

we can be friends.  Perhaps it’s hard

to say in a dark club, but I would say it starts and ends

with the wearing of leggings versus wings.  Consider

the matter over a shrunken head, under an avalanche

of lime, on a cloud of

snow.  Forget it; now you’re getting

away in a cab on a bridge.  See how unimportant

the need to breathe and shit might seem now?  So

this zooming must be somewhere after the Safety and somewhere

amidst or above the Self-Actualization…the part that gets

me is what good is a hierarchy when at some point

the hierarchical matter becomes questionable.  Or anything—like

why answer the question when Butterfree aren’t real or

we’re not.  What are leggings.  I’ve heard “not pants.”  What are

pants.  Winnie the Pooh is laughing somewhere.  Someone once

told me to keep my pants in the freezer.  It’s astounding

with all these questions about barriers between legs and world that we have time

to worry about an order to human reassurance.  Like…

who cares about their IRA when we’re too busy looking at

Becky’s butt?

Bull Dude Sees Mirror


Afghani Train Station Yoda Guy

Shaina Loew

The last person I met in Chicago was a man waiting to get on the same train I was.  I just wanted to sit down in the terminal and eat my Pringles two or three at a time in peace, but after a little while, the man next to me started talking at me.  You have to understand something: first of all, I don’t really want to talk to strangers when I’m sober outside of a setting that implies social interaction.  And then if I’m trying to do some real snacking, the introversion becomes a little more serious.  You know.

The thing is, though, that the man really looked more like a skeleton with clothes on than a person.  Well, he had skin.  But his goddamn eyes were sunken half an inch into his skull, and he was skinny as hell.  When he started talking, he was barely audible.  Well, he was barely audible at the end of his soliloquy/our conversation as well as throughout.  What I mean to say is I could not understand the poor bastard.

 He spoke of being old, spoke of traveling from Chicago to Canada, spoke of his family from Afghanistan, of his stronger days, and of how he never married because his family told him he wasn’t right in the head. 

Between his hand gestures and the words I could hear, I was typically able to deduce two possible stories from each he attempted to tell.  Either he had told me a joke, or he had told me that his entire family was dead.  “I agree,” I answered.  That seemed to go over well.  Then, he either told me that his family sold his mother for money or that he just hadn’t seen her in a very long time.  “That’s crazy,” I replied.  Then, he very specifically told me that in order to live very long (like him?), I must drink very little alcohol and a lot of water.  I tried to smile.

“You are definitely right,” I said.  I don’t think I will follow his advice, because I don’t think I want to live as long as he has.  I don’t want to talk at young people eating Pringles.  They won’t get my jokes if they can’t understand me, and I plan to be a very sarcastic, bitter old woman.  In any case, I go back and forth between being a staunch binge-drinker and fantasizing about joining AA, anyway.  They are both only fun in theory, absolute value-wise.

Even though I was pretty sure the man was on my train, I didn’t think to tell him that they had pre-boarded all the elderly.  Finally, when they called general boarding, I got up.  “It’s our train?”  He asked (I think).

“Yeah—the train to New York.  We have to get on now,” I told him.  I might have helped him over with his bags, but I didn’t.  I guess I told myself that he didn’t have many bags, that he was fine on his own, since he’d been traveling that way until now.  Instead, I turned around to become one of the many salmon in the upstream battle known as boarding the train.  If you drink plenty of water, you can do this until the day you stop waking up.

Train Experiences (#ILOVETRAIN)

Stories from my times on the subway.  Question: are the people objects of my existence, or am I an object of theirs?

Stories from my times on the subway. Question: are the people objects of my existence, or am I an object of theirs?

Kucera: How I Met People

Shaina Loew

Symmetry or lack thereof: pupils, nipples: staring out from the black and white:

ink: these pimped

out grins in grimy rooms: these arrangements of cells: drifts of hair on planes of bald…heads… crotches…Czech

out that bush; define prolific…her eyes yell: “ta da!” Like the boy
in the ass-out pose—he’s dressed—

but captioned a prostitute—power
of suggestion: how imagination disrobes, sodomizes. The two remaining teeth

a guy bares like a snaggletooth pug; totem pole couple with waist-length breasts; two shirtless, whored cousins…all smiles…only one woman

chased the artist away with a broom…
he still got her.

Penises, Dedicated to my Best Friend

Just a bunch of dicks, because that's what he likes.  Throwback to my best friend's birthday present.

Just a bunch of dicks, because that’s what he likes. Throwback to my best friend’s birthday present.

Don’t Keep Calm We’re All Dying

What is up with all these people keeping calm and carrying on as if we have all the time in the world?

What is up with all these people keeping calm and carrying on as if we have all the time in the world?

Take Another Little Piece of My Heart, a Tribute to People and Apparently Janice Joplin

Claw, heart, talons.  Classic love feelings and shit.  Oil on canvas

Claw, heart, talons. Classic love feelings and shit. Oil on canvas

Stabby Composite Print Girl Just Because it Looks Cool not Because I’m Crazy

Composite block print on canvas

Composite block print on canvas