1. The coffee is hot today.
2. The Louise Gluck anthology is not a coaster.
3. A down comforter is an infinite number of cup holders.
4. That’s Nutella.
5. No, I don’t eat Nutella in my bed.
6. OK, sometimes.
7. Any and all stuffed animals live face-down.
8. It’s better that way.
9. Where did all this dust come from.
10. Swiffers should be made of callused feet.
11. Pendleton blankets are for horses.
12. I am a horse.
13. I never want to see a carrot again.
15. Seahorse, maybe.
16. Underwater flying is dismissed as swimming.