Overheard (As Perceived by my Train Compatriots)

by Shaina

-When you were asleep, I got my nose ring caught in your underwear, and I thought I was gonna have to cut my nose off 127 Hours style-

-The real question is what was your nose doing near my underwear while I was asleep.-

-I woke up like this.-

-Well-

-You were waking up.-

-Right.-

-Wait…are you…?-

-Ha.  Like last night at the bar, when you got there, that girl was like, “Wait, I didn’t know you were!”  And I was like, “That I was what?”-

-That you were 100% corn?  That it’s totally natural and part of any normal diet?-

-Ha.-

-Next time-

-True.-

-THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A NASHVILLE PARTY!-

-IT’S ABOUT TIME FOR MY ARRIVAL-

{GONNA GET DIRTY!  AND THE BRITNEY SONG WAS ON!}

-It’s a party in the UAE.

-Hm.-

-Wait, can anyone drink in the UAE?-

-I don’t know, actually.-

-Well, that’s definitely not a Nashville party.-

-Right.-

-I had strange dreams last night.-

-Me too.  I was gonna kill myself in my dream, but I figured everyone would get the wrong idea.-

-Because it wasn’t out of sadness?-

-Right.  I was just over it.-

-No child left behind, please.-

-No beer left behind.-

-No behind left behind.-

-What if there were not butts in the afterlife if the afterlife existed.-

-Eek.  Chocolate corn nut?-

-No thanks.-

-It’s so hot here.-

-I know; it’s gross.-

-Cheese?-

-Was that in your pocket?-

-Sí.-

-I guess.  Thanks.  Oh, it’s actually the perfect temperature.-

-Right?-

-End scene.-

-End scene.-

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